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Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

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Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, or Asmor for short, was a female wizard who summoned a Lord of the Pit named Vincent but ran out of stuff to feed it.[1] Being a great cook, she escaped being eaten herself by entering into his service as a chef for seven years and seven days. During this time, she wrote The Underworld Cookbook and had twenty copies made. Because only two copies sold in five months, she ordered two imps to burn the remaining copies. However, the line to the incinerator was too long, so they instead used a garbage chute that led to the overworld. She was finally free, only to find herself hunted by all the creatures that she describes as delicious in the book.

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  1. Chef's Surprise by Sonia Orin Lyris from the Distant Planes Anthology