|Lifetime||Born Unknown, died ~4554|
|Sources||The Tale of Tuktuk|
History[edit | edit source]
Tuktuk wasn't a particularly remarkable fighter or a particularly charismatic leader, but his curiosity burned like pure flame. He was also very, very dumb.
Tuktuk knew the only way he would earn respect in his tribe was to capture a treasure like no other ever found. Vowing to return with the most amazing artifact goblinkind had ever seen, he ventured into an unknown, famously dangerous ruin—because remember, he was very, very dumb.
The ruin Tuktuk chose had been polluted by thousands of years of Eldrazi influence. The walls were crusted with unnatural rock formations that mimicked the carvings of hedrons, and the air was sodden with the soundless utterances of ancient monstrosities. Tuktuk was afraid, but he trundled on, his bravery reinforced by his tragic stupidness.
As soon as he found his prize, Tuktuk was promptly killed. He discovered a massive, profoundly powerful hedron fused into the cavern wall (unluckily), touched it (stupidly), and triggered an ancient rune-trap (inevitably). The trap exploded with dark energies, rupturing his skin and fragmenting his bones—but also setting free a measure of Eldrazi magic. And what happened next was most strange.
Tuktuk the Returned[edit | edit source]
The stone creature that resulted was not Tuktuk. But in a way, somehow, it was.
When the golem-goblin emerged from the ruin, his new, daunting form amazed and enthralled his tribe-mates. They marveled at his formidable form, his dauntless bravery, his muscles made of pretty stone artifacts. They dubbed him Tuktuk the Returned, and he became the most famous of his people. That very day he was made chief of the clan, which went on to be called the Tuktuk tribe.
Tuktuk's end[edit | edit source]
He taught the Goblins of Zendikar that they could get stronger by eating hedrons and other magic rocks. Ironically, this turned out to be his undoing: Zada, Hedron Grinder, listening to Tuktuk's wise advice, ended up consuming Tuktuk himself.
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- Doug Beyer. (April 07, 2010.) "The Tale of Tuktuk", Daily MTG, magicthegathering.com, Wizards of the Coast. [dead link]